An awful lot of folks are getting married these days. For us brown folk, we can find our own or hey there’s always online arrangement! So for fun I went on Shaadi.com to remind myself why I still don’t really consider marriage-via-Internet a good idea….This site never, never lets me down. :)

Here’s a few gems from my recent foray into the world of shaadi!

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He has a good “seance” of humor? I have a feeling he’s a street psychic. I mean.. look at that shirt.
Gotta give the guy credit though. I’ve never seen someone end a sentence with ‘I’. And 5’7? Yeah he is kinda ‘down to earth’ huh? ;)

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That is one epic mustache. Maybe they’re time warping some guys from the seventies into the available bachelor pool. At least he loves Jesus.

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……that’s right. This guy didn’t even have to write his own shaadi profile. He must be pretty awesome because he doesn’t even have a picture without a girl in it to post. :)
And he gives away girls to his good friends. Man. What a good catch! So can you bring to the table what he can? Maybe you’ll get to be with him but maybe he’ll pawn you off on another friend. :)

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This guy is so in love with himself he should probably just make another shaadi profile, connect the two and marry himself.
I don’t think anyone else could love the NYC Beanie + motorcycle glasses combo he’s sporting. Ladies,  there’s a reason any island he’s stuck on is “deserted”.

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Okay I almost feel bad about making fun of this one. Almost.
At least he’s “confideny” about himself. I love how he has one “hobbies”.  He’s apparently 5’11 but I swear 4 inches of that is his cup-afro.

Disclaimer: There are tons of nice fellas out there on shaadi. Just had to share some of the more fun ones! Got any good (read: hilarious) online dating profiles?

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4 Comments

  1. hahahahahahahah. This was hilarious!!! Im rolling on the bed laughing.. keep em coming Sunira! :D

  2. OMG! I am laughing my head off! These are hilarious. Your comments make them even better. The last on in the profile…. one good quality ” he will be all ears” in the marriage… a good listener!!!

  3. Love it and your comments make these more special. Fantastic work Sunira :)

  4. Good one, Sunira! You made me go to Shaadi.com and I’ve been married for 14 years :-)

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