One of my favorte memes is Paranoid Parrot if only because I have honestly done quite a lot of the things it describes as being paranoid.† Here are a few that definitely applied to me or I have done at least once in my life. All images are linked from one of my favorite meme repositories, quickmeme.

Paranoid Parrot - car behind me takes the same turn i do i..

I have no idea why I freak out about this.† Probably because I watch way too much SVU.

Paranoid Parrot - turn off the lights in basement run the ..

This is the result of my father watching way too many syfy shows around me about a aliens and ghosts when I was 8.

 

Paranoid Parrot - set alarm clock alarm on phone alarm on ..

If I have an important meeting, presentation, anything Iíd rather just stay up all night than chance missing it.

Paranoid Parrot - heard a noise burglar

This one got to me the first 3 months after I got my own place. Haha.

Paranoid Parrot - lose internet connection oh god they cau..

Yeah. This because I got caught downloading the Mr. Bean movie in college.† Of all the things to get caught forÖ

Paranoid Parrot - you cant remember where you parked stole..

I have no idea who in their right mind would want to steal my car but I still wonder after 5 minutes in a large parking lot.

Paranoid Parrot - see car one mile away wait to turn

This was me when I let my license expire on accident and before I got to go renew.

Paranoid Parrot - person sitting next to me is three quest..

This was a big one until I realized all asian people arenít brainiac achievers and let myself slow down a bit. But this was definitely me until about 2nd year of college.

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  1. Oh my gosh. The first two and the last one! haha And to add to that- the first one freaks me out even more when they turn into my neighborhood behind me. No telling how many people I have thought were crazy stalking murderers following me home from the Wal-Mart near my house that ended up being my neighbors. I’ve even considered driving past my street before so they “won’t know where I live.” I wish I was kidding.

  2. laughed really hard….just peeed pants.
    ^
    me. :(

    time for bed…leap on so the demon underneath does not grab your feet!
    ^
    me :(

    think you might get caught…plan excuses ahead of time.

    no comment. but yeah. paranoid parrot is paranoid…ami. lol

    1. Yeah I definitely had issues with the monster under my bed who apparently was crazy enough to eat my ankles but not crazy enough to be able to get under a blanket. :P

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